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In case you weren’t convinced that hating yourself is a learned behavior
Physical shame comes from parents, teachers, media, and peers. It’s not something you’re born with. You were born naked, wonderful, and gorgeous, and no one should make another being feel as if that wasn’t, and isn’t true.
This made me cry
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Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh
So did Eve and look where that got her
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Brains, beauty & booty.
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- <p> *porn blog follows me*
- me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I never asked to be a part of,</p>
Life’s too short to pretend you don’t want to have your face peeled off and trampled on by beautiful giraffes. I generally don’t look to that one unnoticed wax mannequin in Tudor regalia crouching unassumingly in the northwest corner of every pizzeria in existence for forgiveness. Santa doesn’t give bad kids coal and sticks; he leaves them strudels and cornbread into which he has baked traces of Dracula’s bodily fluids. Note the rudimentary chemosensors, the needlelike teeth and glowing elongated lure atop bae’s head. I have to visit a penitent in this village who desires my ghostly orifices. If you want to forestall the reification of any factor into an ideological system, have some peanut butter n’ klonopin chip cookies. "You, my fatlierl — youl ’ said the luerdiant, witli snme astoniahmeiit. “ And wherefore surprised ? ” answered tile fiery Duke of Burgundy. Sadly today in 1997, Vinth Regurgibet, Bass Guitarist with Colostomabroth, died in a bus accident aged just 24. RIP Vinth. I’ve been tempted to pickle flowers that don’t belong to me. Why are they called earwigs when they only ever crawl out of my ear and not my wig? I want hostile but muzzled ogres to serve me warm milk and tuck me in at night because they are afraid not to. If you affix a Fisher Price pacemaker to a lobster before boiling it, the air around you will become nice and minty.
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